if you plug your headphones into a hole in tree you can hear tree thoughts. stuff like “birds live in my hair” “water is my favorite” “the sun is my boyfriend”
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer
makin my way downtown
faces pass and im homebound
What the actUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT JESUS CHRIST
fire exits are so dumb. if a building starts burning the fire isn’t going to just leave. fire doesn’t even know what exits are
"Not everything happens for a reason. Sometimes life just sucks."
Alexa Chung (via silvike)
i wish everyone i hated would turn into fries so i could eat them
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
literally adventure time knows their shit
"I’m a paradox. I want to be happy, but I think of things that make me sad. I’m lazy, yet I’m ambitious. I don’t like myself, but I also love who I am. I say I don’t care, but I really do. I crave attention, but reject it when it comes my way. I’m a conflicted contradiction. If I can’t figure myself out, there’s no way anyone else has."
unknown (via allandme)